If you’re facing a supervised drug test then your options are limited. What’s the best drug test cheating device you can use to beat it? In this post, I’m going to tell you about Incognito belts, more commonly known as synthetic urine belts.
I’ll tell you exactly what they are and how they work. I review the top three brands, both in terms of the belt and the fake urine they come with. I’ll explain how supervised/observed drug testing works, and what your options are for this type of test.
Plus, I’ll give you a couple of alternative strategies, that don’t involve smuggling anything in, that could still help you pass a supervised drug test.
What Exactly Is A Drug Test Cheating Device Anyway?
When people talk about a drug test cheating device, they are usually referring to a synthetic urine belt. It’s the only real “device” you could use.
There is another physical device that some women use. Without going into too much detail, it fits inside them, and a tube and tap device is held externally so that urine can be passed in a sitting position.
But for Incognito belts we will review here are unisex. So this guide on using a belt-based cheating device applies to everyone.
How The Synthetic Urine Belt Is Used (And When You Can Use It)
The synthetic urine belt is worn around the waist. One or more pouches of synthetic urine is held on or within the belt.
You’ll also tuck or stick heating pads to the belt to raise the temperature and maintain an even temperature until you submit it. The idea is to keep the urine at between 90°F and 100°F and then dispense it discreetly and easily.
You usually dispense it through a tube and tap mechanism. This allows you to do it a natural standing or sitting position, which minimizes suspicion.
You wouldn’t use a synthetic urine belt for an unobserved drug test though, and this is the most common type of drug test.
You would only use it for a supervised test. You’ll know in advance that this is going to be the case, but unfortunately, you won’t know the level of scrutiny you will face. Supervision means someone will be in the vicinity. They may not be looking directly at you, but are there is a deterrent.
However, in extreme circumstances, usually for law enforcement and probation purposes, you will be directly observed urinating so that you physically cannot submit anything else other than your own urine.
The 3 Most Popular Incognito Belts Reviewed
Before I give you my verdict on the best belt and if you should use them at all, let’s talk you through the three most popular synthetic urine belts you can buy.
Note that all three of these come equipped with synthetic urine from the same company. So it’s not just about the quality of the belt, it’s about balancing the quality and ease of use of the belts with the quality of the synthetic urine supplied.
1. Quick Fix Pro Belt Kit
The Spectrum Labs Quick Fix Pro Belt kit comes with 4 fluid ounces of Quick Fix synthetic urine. That’s far more than you’ll need for most standard drug testing.
This does present a problem though. It’s kept in one pouch at the front. This means there’s quite a bit of liquid that you have to conceal with baggy clothing at a point where your bottom and top clothing would naturally meet.
As it costs $60, you’re in effect getting the belt for just $20. That’s really good value for a good-quality synthetic urine belt.
It’s a simple synthetic urine belt with a Velcro strap around it and a pouch of urine on the front. You control the flow of the synthetic urine along the tube and out at the end via a stopper and a rolling flow controller on the tube. It’s simple but effective, however, because it’s a two-step mechanism to deal with, it would look unnatural in a pressure situation.
The belt therefore is really good quality for the money, as long as you can deal with the double mechanism. You could decide to remove the stopper in advance, and rely on the rolling device though.
The urine that Quick Fix offer isn’t very complex. It only contains the basics of urea, uric acid, and creatinine. Sure, it’s balanced for pH, and would potentially pass the most basic modern validity check, but it’s not the best at all.
If you are facing any further scrutiny than cursory this composition testing then Quick Fix will fail a drug test.
- Good value Incognito kit
- Large amount of synthetic urine supplied
- Good quality belt design
- Double dispensing mechanism could be tricky for some
- Synthetic urine supplied isn’t very complex
Click here for my detailed Quick Fix urine review.
2. Clear Choice Incognito Belt
The Clear Choice Incognito belt is another great option if you want to use want to try and pass a drug test. Again, it’s a single pouch held at the front of an attachment belt, with slim heatpads that tuck in to keep it warm.
So it suffers from the same issue of being a large pouch in a single location that could be difficult to hide unless you use the right clothing. The pads are thinner though, which will minimize the issue slightly and distribute the heat better as there are a pair of them.
The urine is dispensed via a single tap mechanism. So slightly easier than the Quick Fix belt to use.
The urine you get with this kit is far superior. It’s Quick Luck synthetic urine, the best you can buy. Quick Luck is highly complex, containing 14, chemicals found in urine, rather than the three of Quick Fix.
It costs $130, so twice the price of the Quick Fix belt, but you’re getting synthetic urine with the kit that’s capable of passing a modern drug test.
When you consider that Quick Luck costs $110 on its own, then you can see you’re actually getting the belt for just $20.
- Easy-to-use synthetic urine belt
- The quality of the urine is unrivaled
- Single tap mechanism is easier to use
- Suffers from the single large pouch at the front issue
3. Monkey Whizz Monkey Dong Belt
This Incognito belt is slightly different. Made by company called Serious Monkey Bizzness, who make a range of products commonly known as “Monkey Whizz”, despite only one product actually being called that.
All of their products use the same synthetic urine. In terms of quality, it’s almost identical to Quick Fix in composition. So it’s not particularly capable of passing the scrutiny of modern drug testing validity checks.
The belt itself is the best design of the lot. There are four different chambers into which the premixed urine is loaded. Each of these chambers has a slot to put a thin heatpad behind it as well, so the urine is kept at an even temperature despite being distributed around the belt. This also means it’s far more discreet. There’s no bulge on this belt at all, because it’s so thin compared to the others. It’s by far the best design.
It’s different as well because you use it with a prosthetic penis attachment, rather than a tube and tap dispenser.
The penis attachment is available in five different colors to try and match your skin tone and make it less obvious that you are using it if someone catches sight of it from a distance (up close they’d never mistake it for the real thing).
To use it, simply squeeze the prosthetic to start releasing the synthetic urine, and let go for it to stop. Therefore, you should be able to use it easily while appearing normal. Obviously, this product is only designed to be used by men. But it’s the best designed overall, and in the situation of a supervised test, the belt design would be most likely to help you pass.
But it’s let down by the poor-quality urine. It’s not good at all, and compared to the Quick Luck included in the Clear Choice belt, it’s incomparably bad.
- Best designed belt
- Prosthetic is more likely to succeed
- Easy-to-use squeeze mechanism
- Let down by poor-quality urine
The Million Dollar Question: Should You Actually Use A Synthetic Urine Belt?
Tests are unsupervised, meaning you’ll be behind a screen or in a completely separate room when you submit your sample into the specimen cup.
Supervised/observed tests where someone will be at least in the room with you, and in extreme circumstances watching you urinate, are only done under very specific circumstances, such as:
- Probation
- Law enforcement
- Court order
- DOT post-rehab retest
- Standard drug test failure retest
- Some medically ordered drug tests
- Drug rehabilitation program drug tests
So you’re going to be well aware in advance of whether it’s going to be a supervised/observed drug test during which someone would be watching you closely enough to not make simply pouring synthetic urine from a bottle into the specimen cup viable.
But you have to ask: could someone be fooled by me using a synthetic urine belt? For me, the answer is pretty much universally going to be no.
The use of a belt sounds great. The best belt is very discreet. And doesn’t that prosthetic penis sound a great idea?
But the truth is that it’s very difficult to submit the urine naturally. Any gap in the flow, or splashing, or problems, and you’re going to get caught for sound or movement. Any glance at you, and they are going to see a tube, or you trying to stand with your back to them in some way. It’s all just very suspicious.
Alternative Strategy: Detox Drink + Detox Pills
Under extreme circumstances, the synthetic urine belt drug test cheating device could work, and could be your only option. But that doesn’t mean you don’t have any other options, so let’s talk you through them now.
The best alternative strategy is to detox for the number of days you have before your test and accelerate that detox with detox pills.
Toxin Rid are the best on the market. They can speed up the removal of toxins by around 60%.
Even a heavy weed smoker could be clean in a week, and other heavy drug users in around four or five days after starting the pill course. Simply abstain from drugs, live as healthy as possible, and take the pills every day. On the last day of the course, use the supplied detox liquid as well.
Then, use Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse detox drink 90 minutes before you leave. This will mask any remaining toxins, and is your insurance policy.
Even if you can’t get clean, the Toxin Rid pills will minimize the flow of toxins out of your body, leaving less work for Rescue Cleanse to do, and therefore giving you a longer time clean before fresh toxins enter the bladder.
Click here to buy Rescue Cleanse, and click here to buy Toxin Rid detox pills.
Emergency Strategy: Detox Drink
If you’ve 24 hours or less before your test, then you really haven’t got much choice other than trying to submit fake urine through a belt device.
However, unless you have really high levels of drug metabolites in your body, then a detox drink could just work on its own. Rescue Cleanse from Clear Choice is the only detox drink I could ever recommend, but it can do the job.
It flushes toxins from your kidneys and out through your bladder while flooding the body with common things found in urine. These get passed through as it splash out, leaving you with clean urine for a few hours.
A heavy user may only be clean for about two hours, and a light user up to 5 hours. This is just long enough for you to go and submit your sample. Overall, it’s got about 70% chance of passing, but for me, that’s higher than the chance you would have trying to submit fake urine through an obvious device.
