If you’re facing a drug test at short notice, say within the next 24 hours or so, then your options are limited. Getting a detox kit from Walmart, or somewhere similar where you can grab it quickly, is the obvious solution.
However, is it the best strategy, or even a strategy at all? Does Walmart sell cleansing drinks, mouthwash products, shampoo, or anything else that can truly help you to pass a drug test?
In this complete guide, I’m going to tell you everything you need to know. I’m going to tell you exactly what THC detox Walmart sells, and how good it is for passing a drug test.
I will then tell you exactly how to pass a drug test, and what your options are. I will tell you the products I’ve used and recommend, and which ones genuinely work even with very little notice of the test.
Is It Possible To Clean Out Your System To Pass A Drug Test At Short Notice?
Let’s answer the big question first, because if it’s not possible to clean out your system fast if you can’t clean out for short notice drug test that coming within the next 24 hours or so, then you’ll have to look at another strategy.
For most people, it’s going to be impossible to clean yourself out with 24 hours’ notice. You simply cannot remove the drug toxins in that time unless you have very few in your system.
If you are a really light user or smoker, say you’re only doing something once per week, and you haven’t taken anything in the past four or five days then you’ll probably be pretty much clean anyway. Do a home drug test kit and find out.
But if you have taken drugs in the past five days, or you haven’t but before that, you have taken them more than once per week over several weeks, then you are a more than a moderate user and you will probably test positive.
Obviously, if you are smoking weed every day, using benzos, or doing something else every two or three days then you will definitely test positive.
That means you are looking at masking and avoidance strategies because you simply cannot genuinely get clean by removing the toxins in such a short space of time. So would any of the detox kits available from Walmart or anywhere else actually work anyway?
Why Do People Search For Walmart THC Detox Kits?
The reason why people look for a detox kit at Walmart is simple: convenience. Just like with Amazon, there is a belief that everything is available, and cheaply.
Unfortunately, that’s not really the case. Amazon doesn’t sell everything, and neither does Walmart, GNC, or Walgreens.
The truth is that the specialist drug test avoidance product out there are mostly not available from general retailers at all. But what can you buy from Walmart to pass a drug test, is there anything you can use at short notice to get clean?
What Exactly Is A Walmart Detox Kit (Or Indeed A Detox Kits From Anywhere)
The term “detox kit” that people use, implies that there is some sort of magic box out there that contains various things to get you clean.
The truth is there’s no detox kit from Walmart or anywhere else. They simply do not exist.
What you actually have is the following products:
- Detox drinks
- Synthetic urine
- Detox mouthwash
- Detox shampoo
- Detox pills
Out of all of those, detox drinks are the only thing that very occasionally comes with detox pills bundled in, creating more of a kit than anything else.
So what you’re actually looking for is products to pass a specific type of drug test. There is no magic box, no ready-to-go option that gets you through.
Detox Drink: Walmart Options
So what detox drink Walmart options are there out there that you can use?
These are the main detox drinks that Walmart sells:
- Champ flush out detox
- Qcarbo range (16, 20, 32)
- Vale detox
- High voltage detox
- Mega Clean
- Stinger detox range
- The Stuff detox
- Ultra Eliminex
As you can see, that’s quite a selection with some more of the well-known detox drinks out there (if you have been doing your research).
However, most of those simply don’t work. Stinger Detox, The Stuff, Vale detox, and High Voltage, are all awful. Poor ingredients, and almost zero genuine track record of passing.
Ultra Eliminex used to be the best detox drink out there, but they changed the formula last year and it’s now no better than the company’s earlier detox drink range called Qcarbo. You can also discount anything working other than the full 32-fluid-ounce detox drinks because they simply don’t have the potency to flush out enough toxins in the short amount of time available.
That basically leaves you with Mega Clean 32 oz as your only decent option for a detox drink from Walmart.
Do Walmart Detox Mouthwash Products Work?
If you’re facing a mouth swab drug test (oral drug test), then what Walmart detox mouthwash products are out there that you can use to neutralize drug toxins?
The truth is, Walmart doesn’t sell a single mouthwash product that is suitable to pass a drug test. To do so, the mouthwash has to be constructed to specifically target and neutralize drug metabolites. Nothing like that is sold by Walmart.
These are the two mouthwash products you should be looking at buying, and they are only available from specialist retailers:
Toxin Rid Rescue Wash, which is exclusively available from Test Negative. Really high-quality, and I’ve tested this with a home drug test kit.
With Toxin Rid Rescue Wash, use half the bottle to wash out your mouth over 30 seconds, then spit it out. Repeat the process, hide the bottle, and you should be neutralized for up to 30 minutes.
But the best option to pass an oral drug test is Oral Clear saliva neutralizing gum.
Oral Clear actually isn’t actually gummed at all. It’s a highly concentrated mouthwash in a small capsule. That makes it highly discreet, and you can use it even with somebody in the room in front of you.
Pop the capsule in your mouth split it with your teeth, and work the liquid around for about one minute. Then swallow the lot for undetectable, neutralized saliva for up to 30 minutes.
Is There Are Walmart Detox Shampoo Options?
You’ve probably already guessed this now, but the answer to that question is no, there is no Walmart detox shampoo that will pass a drug test.
That’s because you can’t use shampoo to pass a hair drug test on its own. It’s simply not possible because you have to open up the hard and flexible cuticle scale layer of the hair and flush out the toxins.
That requires a range of ingredients, including Aloe Toxin Rid shampoo as part of that process.
The process you need to follow is the Macujo method. It requires a range of products, takes about one hour each time, and you’ll need to do it five or six times at least before your test, at a rate of once or twice per day.
Does Walmart Sell A Single Thing That Will Help You Pass A Drug Test?
Again, you’re probably well ahead of this now and realize that Walmart doesn’t really sell anything to help you pass a drug test.
However, on its own, Mega Clean is the best of the bunch. It’s a good detox drink, but not quite as potent as the number one specialist brand.
If you’ve got low-to-medium toxin level exposure, and you can get 24 hours to detox before the day (even better if you can use high-quality detox pills like Toxin Rid during that 24 hours as well), then you stand a good chance of masking the toxins for a few hours to pass.
Here Are The Two Detox Drinks That Really Work To Pass A Drug Test
The first detox drink that will definitely pass a drug test, unless you are incredibly unlucky, is Mega Clean.
Sure, you can get Mega Clean from Walmart. However, it’s best bought from Test Clear.
If you buy Mega Clean from Test Clear then you get six pre-rid pills bundled in. As long as you’ve got 24 hours notice, which you usually will get, then you can do a potent 24-hour detox and push out more toxins than you can naturally.
This leaves Mega Clean less hard work to do on the day of your test, and you’ll create a larger gap in the flow of toxins from the kidneys to the bladder, usually of several hours (although rarely more than three or four if you are a regular user).
Instructions for Mega Clean are pretty straightforward:
- Drink the contents of the bottle for over 10 minutes.
- Refill the bottle and drink that for another 10 minutes.
- From the time you start drinking Mega Clean urinate several times, three or four is a minimum to flush out the toxins and leave room for fresh urine that isn’t full of drug metabolites.
- Leave it at least 45 minutes to urinate three or four times, then do a home drug test, and as long as you are negative, leave to submit your sample within an hour or so.
- Rescue Cleanse
The best detox drink you can buy is Rescue Cleanse. But you can only buy it from Test Negative, it’s not available from anywhere else. So it’s not a detox drink you can buy Walmart, Walgreens, or even Amazon (although you will see fakes there).
Instructions for using Rescue Cleanse are the simplest you will find:
- Drink the contents of the bottle smoothly for about 10 minutes.
- During one hour from the point you drink Rescue Cleanse, urinate three or four times.
- After that hour take a home drug test. As long as you are clean, get to the test center and submit your sample within an hour or so after that.
Rescue Cleanse is the most concentrated and advanced formula. It will flush out the toxins better than any other drink. This will create a gap in the toxin flow, so there is a time of a few hours when fresh urine appears won’t have drug metabolites in it.
Rescue Cleanse also keeps your urine balanced. It floods the body with things found in urine so that some are passed through as waste and appear in your fresh urine.
So overall, Rescue Cleanse on its own is the best drink to pass a drug test. But, if you can do a 24-hour detox before your test, and you can grab some good quality detox pills like Toxin Rid, then you can enhance your chances of it being effective.
Best Option For Unsupervised Drug Testing: Synthetic Urine (And No, You Can’t Buy It At Walmart)
You can’t buy good detox kits at Walmart, and you certainly cannot buy synthetic urine from Walmart.
The two best options for using synthetic urine to pass a drug test, as long as it’s unsupervised so you will not be observed, are Sub Solution and its big brother called Quick Luck. Sub Solution is a powder, while Quick Luck is premixed. That’s why Quick Luck costs $100 and Sub Solution costs $85.
Both are highly complex formulas that will pass basic validity tests and more advanced scrutiny, including visual scrutiny.
The biggest reason people fail a urine sample drug test with fake urine is they submit the sample outside the correct temperature range for human urine (legally between 90°F and 100°F).
Sub Solution and Quick Luck use heat activator powder. This means you don’t have to prepare a sample at all.
Just before you go in, tap in about one-third of the activator powder and shake the bottle until it dissolves. This will agitate it and raise the temperature. Watch the temperature strip, and as soon as you’ve got a reading close to 100°F, go into the building and get ready to submit your sample as quickly as possible.