The Stuff Detox Review: Does It Actually Work To Pass A Drug Test?

There are a ton of detox drinks out there on the market. Some are really popular but in actual fact have a really poor track record. In this “The Stuff” detox review, I’m going to tell you about one of the popular ones that you can buy easily.

The Stuff has been around for several years now, and you can buy it at places like Walmart and GNC. So what I’m going to do here is tell you everything you need to know about detox drinks generally, and how good The Stuff is compared to several of the other key ones.

I’ll give you the full instructions for using it, compare them to other detox drinks, and then tell you about my own experiments using home drug test kits to test if the toxins were masked. I’ll finish up this review of The Stuff by telling you about a couple of alternatives that I’ve found to be the best out there.

What Is “The Stuff” Detox Drink Exactly?

“The Stuff” is a detox drink that is widely available. You can buy a GNC The Stuff detox for just $25, it’s available in a couple of different flavors likefruit punch and ferocious fruit. According to the manufacturer’s descriptions, it’s a scientifically engineered detoxification drink made by a healthcare professional.

It’s a 20-fluid-ounce bottle of liquid. That’s the “middle ground” for detox drinks. You’ll get small 16 fluid ounces bottles which are really only designed for very low levels of drug toxins in the body or smaller people.

You’ll then get the large 30 to fluid-ounce ones which are meant for larger people and higher levels of toxins. So The Stuff with its 20 fluid ounces of liquid stuff sits in the middle of that.

This means unless it’s potent, then it isn’t gonna have the punch to do the intended job. On the surface, it seems to have everything you need. It has a ton of vitamins listed on the ingredients (although you could just take a couple of vitamin pills which cost virtually nothing).

It also contains creatine, which is converted into creatinine, something that is always found in human urine. So if you flushed it out and it isn’t there, then they can spot you’ve done something.

It also contains:

  • Burdock Root
  • Nettle leaf
  • Milk Thistle leaf
  • Uva ursi Leaf extract

Now, on the surface, that seems good. All of these things have scientifically proven evidence around them as being natural antioxidants, and natural cleansing and detoxification products.

On top of that, it contains things like magnesium and even a large amount of fruit pectin. Fruit pectin can help to produce bile because it’s high in fiber, which can draw more cannabis metabolites specifically right into the bowel.

But, and here’s the million-dollar question: are the ingredients in enough quantities, and in the right balance to flush drug toxins out and, crucially, keep your urine appearing balanced.

It’s Important To Understand Exactly What A Detox Drink Does

Before I go any further, I want to explain exactly what a detox drink does, and exactly how it works.

The misconception is that a detox drink will clear out your system of drug metabolites. You go out partying, drink the well and drink again the next day, and they miraculously vanish. That’s not what happens.

All the detox drink does is mask the toxins in your body.

  • First, the volume of liquid flushes you out. It means that your bladder is emptied and refreshed with another volume of liquid that doesn’t contain drug toxins.
  • Second, the ingredients help to flush out more toxins and you can naturally so that you go longer before fresh toxins appear in your urine.
  • Third, it contains things that appear in the urine. It floods the body with them so that some are passed through as waste into your urine, meaning your sample doesn’t appear unusual.

The Stuff Detox Drink Instructions

The Stuff detox instructions are pretty straightforward:

  1. Shake the bottle gently and then drink the entire contents of the bottle smoothly for about 15 minutes.
  2. Refill the bottle with water shake and drink that for about 15 minutes.
  3. Very soon, you’ll want to go to the toilet and urinate frequently. You will need to urinate three times to ensure your bladder is cleared out and the fresh urine coming in is clean.
  4. You’ll then need to submit your sample within two hours. The claim is you’ll stay clean for five hours, but that’s rare unless you have very low levels of drug toxins in your body. Exercise

Does The Stuff Detox Work To Pass A Drug Test?

The Stuff detox is very popular. They sell a ton of them. That’s because it’s available widely. If it’s made cheaply and then pushed into stores widely, then you are going to sell them. That creates reviews and a buzz around the product.

The volume model has worked for The Stuff, just as it has for Stinger detox and QCarbo. People still claim all three of those can pass drug tests.

But does The Stuff actually work?

Well, it’s only a 20-fluid-ounce bottle of ingredients. That’s not enough for a full-grown adult male to drink entire contents flush out of the body. There aren’t enough of the ingredients for me. If you look at the proportions and the total proprietary blend volume on the ingredients list, it’s not as big as the drinks actually work.

For me, it simply cannot work to flush out all of the toxins to keep you clean to pass a test unless you are really lucky.

I tested The Stuff for this detox drink review!

  • I bought three 16 oz bottles because I was curiosity about this. I did a 24-hour detox before the day I intended to do a home drug test (I’m a daily weed smoker). During this pre-cleansing period, I did exercise, drink plenty of water, and ate plenty of fruits and vegetables.
  • I followed the instructions and did a home drug test kit one hour after completing the cleansing program and making sure I had urinated three times.
  • I failed that drug test. So what I did then was wait a few more days and carry on smoking.
  • Then I did another 24-hour detox and repeated the process. But what I did this time was to not drink the excess water, but instead drank two bottles of The Stuff, for a total of 40 fluid ounces of liquid that should get me clean.
  • I did a home drug test kit one hour afterward and failed. I did another 2 hours after, and it failed again.

At no point, during two tests, did I test negative using a good quality home drug test kit.

The conclusion is that for me, The Stuff detox drink simply does not work. I’ll note here at the end of this review that I tried the classic version. There’s also an “Extra Stuff detox”. The ingredients for stuff extra one are very similar, but it seems to be lower in sugar content.

As there is no notable difference in the ingredients, and it’s the same size bottle, then I see no reason on earth why that would work either.

Here’s 2 Detox Drinks That Really Work

If you want a detox drink with a long track record, that has more than 15 years of working to pass thousands of drug tests behind it, then I have to point you towards Rescue Cleanse.

I’ve used this to pass a real drug test and I’ve tested it since then with a home drug test kit to make sure it still works for review purposes. The ingredients list is exactly the same as well. Rescue Cleanse is really high quality, and you don’t even need any excess water. You just drink the full 32oz bottle, and I’m telling you, you will get two or three hours clean to pass a drug test.

The alternative is Mega Clean. It’s not as potent as Rescue Cleanse though. However, here’s the trick to make it just as good.

You buy it from Test Clear. That way you’ll get six powerful pre-rid pills (Toxin Rid) bundled in with it for free. As long as you’ve got 24 hours before your test, you can use the pills to do in accelerated detox.

This will leave fewer toxins on the day of your test for the detox drink to deal with. Combined, Mega Clean in the pre-rid pills are just as potent as Rescue Cleanse. For a detailed Toxin Rid review, click here.

The ultimate combo though, grabs yourself a 24-hour course of  Toxin Rid, and a bottle of Rescue Cleanse, and if you’ve got the 24 hours’ notice before your test, you’ll do that detox and then use an extra bottle of Rescue Cleanse, to stand an incredibly strong chance of passing.

Click here for our detailed review and click here to buy Rescue Cleanse.

The Absolute Best Strategy To Pass A Drug Test Using Fake Urine

Detox drinks mask the toxins. They do it well if you if choose the right drink, and even better if you have the ability to do a 24-hour detox with pills beforehand. The absolute best way to pass a drug test is not The Stuff or any other type of detox drink. It’s fake urine.

For $110 you can get your hands on a Quick Luck fake urine kit (full review here).

Quick Luck has 14 chemicals in it that mimic urine. It looks, smells, and froth like urine. On top of that, you can get the temperature within the correct temperature range and keep their using the heat activator powder this included.

As long as it’s an unsupervised test, then the complexity will allow you to submit a perfect sample that is undetectable.

Click Here For Our Detailed Quick Luck Synthetic Urine Review.

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Nutra Cleanse 5 Day Detox Review: Does Nutra Cleanse Work?

If you’re searching for a detoxification program, a detox kit, to pass a drug test for marijuana or other drug use, then the Nutra Cleanse 5 Day Detox is one you will come across.

Does Nutra Cleanse work? In this full review, I’m going to answer that question.

I’m also going to talk about a couple of alternatives, so if you want to check them out first, you can right here:

  • Toxin Rid Detox Pills
  • Rescue Cleanse Detox Drink

We will cover everything you need to know about this detox kit. How Nutra Cleanse works, and what the instructions are.

I’ll also compare it to another product they sell called Nutra Cleanse clean caps, and whether you need their detox drink the Nutra Cleanse clean shot as well on the day of your test.

What Is The Nutra Cleanse 5 Day Detox?

This five day detox uses three different types of pills over five days in order to clean out your system to pass a drug test.

You’ll get the following when you buy it:

  • 4 pre-cleanse formula capsules
  • 13 morning formula capsules
  • 30 evening formula capsules
  • 8 post-cleanse formula capsules

The idea is that over five days (in reality seven days), you take the pills with water, live healthily, and drug toxins will be removed from the body at a far faster rate than can be achieved naturally.

Now this all sounded incredibly familiar to me, and I became suspicious. I’ll explain why I was suspicious, and how my suspicions were found to be accurate, later in this review.

How Quick Can You Get Clean To Pass A Drug Test?

If you’re going to use a detox course that claims to be able to get clean in five days, then you have to know of the ingredients stack up to this, and if you can physically get clean in that time as well.

The truth is that yes, you can get clean in five days to pass a drug test. But it depends on a few factors:

  • The actual potency of the pill course or detox kit you are using
  • How many drug toxins you have in your body
  • Your physical ability to get rid of the toxins (general health, age, diet)

So yes, on the surface, the claims you’ll get clean in five days do stack up. But do the ingredients back up those claims?

I’ll talk you through whether Nutra Cleanse 5 Day Detox can work after I’ve explained the instructions for using it to you.

Nutra Cleanse 5 Day Detox Instructions

Here are the instructions for completing the Nutra Cleanse 5 Day Detox:

  1. The night before you start your main five day cleanse, one hour after your evening meal, you will take the pre-cleanse formula capsules with 24 fluid ounces of water.
  2. On each of the five days of the cleanse, you will take six capsules with 24 fluid ounces of water. You will do this at least one hour before you first eat each day.
  3. At the end of each day of the cleanse, so for five evenings, you will take six evening formula capsules with 24 fluid ounces of water.
  4. The day after your five day cleanse, which should be the day of your drug test, you’ll take the eight post cleanse formula tablets with another 24 fluid ounces of water.
  5. You’ll then urinate as frequently as you can after you have taken each set of pills, and on the day of your test, once you’ve urinated three or four times, just before you leave, you’ll do a home drug test kit to make sure you are clean.

Does Nutra Cleanse Work?

Does Nutra Cleanse work? Well, to do so it’s got to get you clean in the time of the course, which means it has to be potent enough.

Looking at the ingredients list, and comparing them to the market leader Toxin Rid (whose ingredients I’ve looked into in detail to see scientifically how they can remove drug toxins faster), this is not as potent.

There’s a good number of ingredients, but the doses per capsule are much lower. I just don’t see how this pushes toxins out at the same rate as a far more effective Toxin Rid capsules.

Looking online, there’s not a lot of positive vibes about this product either. I’m not seeing loads of people saying “fantastic! I passed a drug test using Nutra Cleanse!”.

So for those reasons, I’m suspicious this would work. But, as I’m now going to explain, there are another couple of reasons why I know it doesn’t work well, and why it’s not a good choice for you.

These Are The Reasons Why I Do Not Recommend Nutra Cleanse Detox

 I have tested a product called Rescue 5 Day Detox. It claims to be able to get you clean to pass a drug test in just five days.

It contained a “Headstart” packet of four capsules to take the night before your main five day detox. It also contained five days’ worth of morning and evening formula capsules. You take these with 24 fluid ounces of water each time.

There were also eight “ice caps”, which you took on day seven, the day of your test. These acted like a detox drink, masking and removing the last toxins. That’s why when I read the instructions for Nutra Cleanse 5 Day Detox, I immediately got suspicious because they are identical to the instructions for Rescue 5 Day detox.

Both are made by different companies. Or at least you’re meant to think so, with different logos and websites for each.

But looking at the ingredients list, and number of capsules, they are literally identical. Not only identical, but laid out identically on the ingredients box, and even in the same order.

Nutra Cleanse 5 Day Detox is just Rescue 5 Day detox repackaged. As that didn’t work well for me, then this won’t work well for you.

Put all that together, and these are the reasons why I cannot recommend Nutra Cleanse 5 Day Detox to you:

  • This is simply another product repackaged
  • It’s not potent enough to get you clean in five days
  • This product is actually a seven-day detox
  • It’s not as potent as Toxin Rid
  • The pills on the day of your test are not going to mask toxins

What About Nutra Cleanse Clean Caps?

“Nutra Cleanse” also makes a detox drink called the Nutra Cleanse Clean shot, and a product called Nutra Cleanse clean Caps.

Let’s start with clean caps. These are literally just the same pills that are included with Nutra Cleanse 5 Day Detox, which they call the “post cleanse formula capsules”. They have exactly the same ingredients.

Nutra Cleanse clean caps also have an identical ingredient list to the Rescue 5 Day detox “ice capsules”, which are also sold separately.

Put that all together, and you’ve got exactly the same pills packaged up in three different ways. However, they are packaged, it doesn’t make them any good though.

In terms of the clean shot, it’s a $60 detox drink with the same clean caps included yet again.

There’s hardly any volume to the detox drink, certainly not enough to flush out your system, and the ingredients are not going to speed up the removal of toxins massively while replacing the legitimate ingredients in human urine that are flushed out.

Is Nutra Cleanse A Scam?

I’m going to stop just short of calling it a scam. But here are the facts you have to consider at the end of this Nutra Cleanse 5 Day Detox review:

  1. This is an identical product to another one called Rescue 5 Day Detox.
  2. Both of those products also have an allegedly stronger 10 day detox version. Again, they are absolutely identical and have big claims.
  3. The clean caps from Nutra Cleanse are exactly the same composition as a couple of other products they sell, and they are all identical.
  4. The clean shot is yet another poor product, with exactly the same clean caps bundled in with it again.

Put all that together, and I think you can see, that the repackaging is a way of sidestepping previous poor results and publicity to keep pushing the same rubbish at an even higher price.

Better Alternative: Toxin Rid & Rescue Cleanse Detox Kit

Toxin Rid is the best detox pill on the market. You can choose from course lengths of between one day and 10 days in length depending on your needs.

You also get a post-cleanse detox liquid that is genuinely potent for cannabis smokers and an additional fiber supplement that powerfully draws cannabis metabolites into the bowel for removal.

As a heavy weed smoker, you would expect to take up to 3 weeks to get clean naturally. Using Toxin Rid, I was starting to test clean in just five days.

On the day of your test, your insurance policy is Rescue Cleanse. A potent detox drink, it will definitely mask the toxins for up to 5 hours so you can cover up any stray remaining toxins from your cleanse, and guarantee passing.

Put those two together, and you have the most potent combo detox kit on the market, far superior to anything that you can buy from the Nutra Cleanse range.

You can buy Rescue Cleanse direct from Clear Choice, through their website: test negative.

ToxinRid detox pills can be bought directly from the Test Clear website.

Ultimate Gold Detox Drink Review: Ingredients, Instructions & Does It Work?

There is a myriad of detox drinks out there, and Ultimate Gold detox drink is another choice you have. In this complete ultimate goal detox drink review I’m going to tell you everything you need to know.

We will talk about how drug toxins work in the body, and how a detox drink should work to counter them. I’ll tell you a bit about gold detox, and the bizarre confusion some people, including professional reviews, have about it.

Then I will cover the full Gold Detox drink instructions you need to follow, should you choose to buy Ultimate Gold.

How Drug Toxins Work In The Body

To understand how good a detox drink is, you have to understand how drug toxins work in the body, and then how a detox drink should work to counter them. say you smoke weed. When you smoke a joint, THC gets you high, and THC is detectable in your blood, and later in your saliva and urine.

Waste products created during that process, called metabolites, are also created. For weed, the most prolific is THC-NOOH.

All of these things fly around your body until they are processed by the liver and kidneys, and rejected from the body through your stools and urine (a tiny amount is also removed through sweating).

So a detox drink has to deal with that process and hide the fact that you have these things in your body.

That’s the point. It hides them. A detox drink is not a permanent detoxification agent, it merely creates a gap in the toxin flow out of the body, allowing you to submit a clean sample.

This Is How A Detox Drink Should Work

This is what a good quality detox drink will achieve in the body:

  • Will flush out the toxins in your kidneys, bladder, and urinary tract
  • Accelerates the speed at which you urinate
  • Replaces the things found in urine that now will be there
  • Keep your urine looking natural color
  • Creates a gap in the flow of toxins out of your body

Let’s just look at that in a little more detail so you can see if Gold Detox can achieve it, or not.

When you drink a detox drink it floods your body with a lot of liquid. At the same time, it contains things that are diuretics, so you not only urinate more liquid but a lot more frequently. This pushes toxins out of your body far quicker than natural.

Doing that creates a gap. You have maybe a few hours before fresh toxins work through the kidneys and into your urine again.

But more than that, it floods your body with things found in urine. Some are passed through as waste in the correct proportions, meaning your urine still contains them even though it’s just been ruthlessly flushed out.

Finally, it will contain a range of things, including B vitamins, which will keep your urine appearing a natural color, rather than clear and diluted.

What Is The Gold Detox Drink?

So now you understand what a detox drink should do, what exactly is the Gold Detox drink? Ultimate Gold make two different detox drink sizes. 16 fluid ounces and 20 fluid ounces. Other than that, they are identical in the composition of what is in the bottle.

For me, 16 fluid ounces is nothing. There’s really no difference between the two sizes for the practical purposes of flushing out your body.

So if you are going to buy Ultimate Gold, then you should be looking at the 20 oz size for maximum effects.

Don’t Get Confused Between Gold Detox Drink And Gold Fake Urine

When I was looking into Gold Detox drink originally, I was utterly confused by a review I read.

It had a picture of the Gold Detox drink bottle and pictures of the ingredients list. It talked about it containing creatine, and it talked about it flushing out toxins.

But then, it bizarrely started talking about fetish urine and how you would need to microwave it to get the temperature as close to 100°F as possible. Whatever idiot that site had employed, they had got confused in the review between the detox drink and the fake urine product the company also sell.

Don’t make that mistake as well. They are both called Ultimate Gold, but the urine comes in a box, while the drink comes in two different-sized bottles.

Gold Detox Drink Instructions

Now let’s take a look at the exact Ultimate Gold detox drink instructions you will need to follow to stand a chance of passing a urine drug test using it.

  1. Shake the bottle gently and then consume the contents steadily over 15 minutes. Do this 90 minutes before the time of your test.
  2. Refill the bottle with water and drink that steadily over a second 15 minute period.
  3. From the time you start this process, urinate at least three times in the next 60 minutes.
  4. That leaves you with about 30 minutes to get to your test location.

As long as you spend the hour urinating frequently and you get to the test promptly after that, you should have a couple of hours clean during which you can submit a clean sample.

The top tip for me is to ensure that you have a home drug test kit handy. If you fail just before you leave, drink a backup detox drink bottle (the same or different brand), urinate at least once, and then head off.

Does Gold Detox Work?

Any ultimate goal detox drink review that serious has to answer the key question: does it work?

For me, it’s mostly a no.

If you have light levels of toxins in your body, and you can do a 48 hour detox before the day of your test as well, then the 20 fluid ounce bottle might just work for you. But for me, there are several problems with Gold Detox.

First, there just isn’t enough liquid. Even the large bottle is only 20 fluid ounces, whereas the detox drinks I know work contain 32 fluid ounces. More liquid, more ingredients, more potency.

Second, the ingredients just don’t seem potent enough to me. Sure, there is a diuretic in there (Uva Ursi), and some creatine (although on one ingredients list I saw there was no creatine listed). There are also vitamins to alter the shade of your urine.

But there’s not much of any of this, and even more concerning the, there’s even 40 mg of PABA in it, for God knows what reason, which has been linked to causing cancer.

Overall, this just isn’t potent enough to do the job unless you are a really light user and get lucky.

Where To Buy Ultimate Gold Detox Drink

If you still want to use Gold Detox, and you’re wondering where to buy Ultimate Gold, then Amazon is the obvious place. On there right now, you can get a 20 oz bottle for less than $20.

But that should tell you everything you need to know about the quality of this detox drink overall. $20 is a joke, and you can’t expect to get quality for that money.

Better Alternatives To Ultimate Gold Detox Drink

There are far better alternatives out there to the Gold Detox drink.

  1. Mega Clean

Mega Clean from Test Clear is one of the most potent options out there right now.

Mega Clean is a good detox drink. A good balance and potency, and it’s a full 32-fluid-ounce bottle.

If you buy it from Test Clear, you get six free pre-rid pills bundled in as well. Then, all you have to do, is do a 24 hour detox on the day before your test, use the pre-rid pills, and it will push out far more toxins than you can naturally.

Doing that means there’s less work for the detox drink to do. There will just be less toxins to create a gap in the flow of.

The instructions for using a pretty straightforward. Drink the contents, refill the bottle and drink those, and urinate at least three times in the space for an hour. You should be clean for up to 5 hours after (although in reality for a heavy user or smoker, it’s three hours maximum).

Mega Clean with the pre-rid pills is a fantastically powerful combo, probably the most powerful combo out there right now.

  1. Rescue Cleanse

Rescue Cleanse on its own is the most potent detox (on its own) you can buy right now. A full 32 oz bottle, it contains a really good range of ingredients that push out far more toxins than you can naturally, while leaving your urine perfectly balanced.

You don’t even need additional water when using Rescue Cleanse, which is a great sign.

You literally just drink the contents of the bottle, and urinate at least three times during 60 minutes while drinking it and after. Doing that should leave you clean for up to 5 hours (although again, for heavy users it’s usually around three hours).

If you just want a detox drink with a proven track record, and no extra messing around with additional water, then Rescue Cleanse is definitely your best option. It’s not available in Walmart and on Amazon. You can only order it from the manufacturer’s website.

Detoxify Mega Clean Detox Review: Does This Detox Drink Really Work?

If you’re looking to pass a drug test then using a detox drink is one of the most effective and easy ways of masking the drug toxins. Detoxify Mega Clean detox reviews say it’s the best there is, so is that true?

In this Mega Clean review, I’m going to tell you everything you need to know to use it to pass a drug test.

I’ll tell you how drug metabolites work in the body, and how you can remove toxins and get clean naturally. I’ll tell you how long does detoxify mega clean keeps you clean and how quickly you can do that as well. We will cover how a good quality detox product should work, and give you the full instructions for using Mega Clean detox so that you stand the best chance of passing.

Put it all together, and in the next five minutes you are going to learn everything you need to know about Mega Clean, and whether it will work to pass a drug test.

How Drug Metabolites Work In The Body

To understand whether a detox drink will work or not, you have to understand how drug metabolites work in the body in the first place. When you take drugs, the active ingredients are turned into waste products called metabolites. These work their way out from the bloodstream, through the kidneys, and out through urine mostly.

Although 60% of cannabis metabolites exit through the bowel, 40% do still exit through urine as well. So cannabis isn’t really that much different.

When you go for a test, your sample will be tested against panels each substance. Those panels can react to metabolites, and some to the main active ingredient that gets you high, like THC.

The big conception about detox drinks is that they are going to completely detoxify you and do it permanently. That’s not true.

Detox drinks like Detoxify Mega Clean Herbal Cleanse are masking agents. All they do is create a gap in the flow of toxins exiting the body through your urine so that you have a few hours to submit a clean sample.

drug metabolites in your system

How Quick Can You Get Naturally Clean?

The only way you can generally pass a drug test is to be clean of drugs in your body.

If you’re a light user, say you have taken drugs for three or four days, and it was a moderate dose, then in a couple more days, you will be clean. For most drugs, you will be clear in five days or less is a moderate user. But for regular cannabis users, especially heavy weed smokers, it can be longer than a week, even two or three weeks.

Some chronic weed smokers in studies have actually tested positive sporadically three months after the last joint.

The reason for that is that cannabis metabolites are shaped differently. They attach to fat cells in the body. Eventually, they mostly work their way through the bowels, but they can stay in the fat cells and body for weeks.

To get naturally clean, you have to do the following:

  • Eat lean and clean
  • Cut out all toxins and drugs
  • Cut out alcohol
  • Speed up your metabolism
  • Use diuretics
  • Drink coffee and raise your nervous energy levels
  • Sweat daily
  • Get plenty of rest
  • If its cannabis use then high-fiber foods in the days before your test

Doing all that will help your body to eradicate toxins at the maximum rate it can. It can’t do it faster than that.

You can accelerate it further using high-quality detox pills like Toxin Rid. That can lower the length of time it takes you to pass a drug test by 50%.

Just make sure that whatever time you’ve got before your test you drink plenty of water. At least 32 fluid ounces per day on top of what you would usually drink. Also, make sure you go to the toilet regularly and also use diuretics like green tea to increase the rate of expulsion.

If you can’t get completely clean, you can use a detox drink like Mega Clean on the day of your test, and the accelerated natural detox will mean you have fewer other toxins around to create a gap in the flow and you will more likely get a negative result.

how do detox drinks work

How Do Detox Drinks Work?

So if they are just a masking agent, then how do detox drinks like detoxify Mega Clean actually work?

When you drink a detox drink, this is what it should do in your body:

  1. It will flush you out with a big volume of liquid. This will get processed and hit your bladder. As with any big volume of liquid, you will want to urinate more. This will also push toxins working their way out of the body in the kidneys and beyond, out of the body.
  2. A detox drink contains diuretics to make you urinate more frequently. This helps to push more urine and toxins out faster than you can achieve naturally. It also contains ingredients that draw toxins out of the body faster, so your urine will simply contain more toxins.
  3. At the same time, a good quality detox drink will flood the body with things found in urine. By doing this, the body passes some of this through as waste in the correct proportions, allowing your urine to appear balanced and unadulterated, even though you’ve been flushed out.
  4. Finally, a good quality detox drink contains vitamins and other ingredients that help to keep your urine looking natural. Straw colored, rather than pale and diluted.

As you can see, that’s quite a lot to achieve. To do all that requires a formula that works, and in enough volume to achieve it. Not a lot of detox drinks can do it.

When Should You Use Detoxify Mega Clean 32 Oz?

There are two types of drug tests. Supervised and unsupervised. Supervised drug testing is also called observed drug testing, although the two types can be slightly different. In unsupervised testing, nobody is in the room with you, or you are at least behind a screen. In supervised/observed testing, someone will be in the room, and could even be directly looking at you.

If you have previously failed a drug test and are being retested then it will be directly supervised. That’s legal. It means someone will be looking at you. In this circumstance, only a detox drink will work.

But generally, you can use good quality detox products like Detoxify Mega Clean for any type of drug test, supervised or unsupervised.

My Top Tips For Increasing Your Chances Of Passing

I’ve used detox drinks to pass to pre-employment drug tests twice in the past few years. People I trust have also used them, including the Mega clean drink 32 Oz.

But if you don’t want to use fake urine, and can accept the slightly higher failure rate, then a good quality detox drink can work wonders.

However, you’re going to have to try and increase your chances of passing as much as possible. You can’t just drink it 90 minutes before you leave, and then hope for the best. You should do everything you can to increase your chances.

The first thing you need to do is a natural detox for as long as possible. Even a 24-hour detox on the day before your test will help to push out more toxins and you can naturally.

The more toxins you can push out the day before your test, without topping them up again (so stop taking drugs until after test), then the less there will be passing out into your urine. This means that once they are flushed out by the drink, you will have a longer gap before they start appearing in your urine again.

You can accelerate natural detox with pre-rid pills. You can get these bundled in with Mega Clean Herbal Cleanse (I’ll tell you where from at the end of this Detoxify Mega Clean review).

So unless it’s short notice, the processes to live clean, detox, use pre-rid pills, and give the detox drink the best chance of creating a gap in the toxin flow so that you can submit a clean and natural-looking sample.

Mega clean detox instructions

Mega Clean Detox Instructions For Use

It’s really easy to use Mega Clean, as long as you follow the instructions closely and you’ve prepped using the tips I’ve just given you.

Let’s talk you through how to use it right now:

  1. Do your 24-hour detox beforehand as a minimum. I cannot emphasize that enough. Unless you have a test incredibly at short notice, then do it. Also, make sure you don’t eat much the day before your test, and on the morning of your test don’t eat much, just light meals. Drink small amounts of water, but make sure your stomach is empty when you drink Mega Clean.
  2. 90 minutes before your test time, drink the entire contents of the Mega Clean bottle smoothly over 15 minutes. I’m telling you, you will feel your stomach cramp, and it can hurt.
  3. Fill the bottle with water and smooth drink the entire bottle over another 15 minutes. You can sit water after that, but don’t drink much more because it could dilute your sample.
  4. From the time you finish the bottle of Mega Clean time one hour, and urinate frequently three or four times during it, with the last time towards the end of the next hour. A warning here, you may find you start evacuating from your bladder and bowels because this stuff will pump you out very aggressively.
  5. Head off to your drug test as soon as possible. As soon as you finish your last urination, get moving.
  6. As long as you have prepared, and as long as you don’t have absolutely tons of toxins still in your body, you should get a minimum of two hours clean, and up to 5 hours if you aren’t a chronic user/smoker.

How Good Is Mega Clean Herbal Cleanse: Does It Really Work?

Mega Clean is a good drink. Without the detox, it’s good enough unless you have high levels of toxin exposure. You’ll want it with pre-rid pills and a 24 hours if you really have high toxin levels.

Don’t buy Mega Clean detox drink Amazon or elsewhere, places like Walgreens, anywhere like that. They can be fakes or out of date, and with a Mega Clean bottle, you won’t get those valuable pre-rid pills.

For me, Mega Clean detox has passed me a pre-employment drug test. One of my buddies passed one last year as well. It definitely worked for us.

I tested it six months ago as well using a home drug test kit. I followed the process, including the 24-hour detox, for the purposes of writing about it. It worked for me then as well. My final word here, as the conclusion of this Detoxify Mega Clean detox review, is to make sure you buy a couple of home drug test kits as well.

When you have urinated for the third or fourth time, do a home urine drug test again. That will tell you if Mega Clean has worked.

What Do Mega Clean Reviews Online Say?

It’s not just me saying this. Reviews of Mega Clean online tell the same story.

Just look at Amazon, although I don’t advise you to buy it there. There are a few negative reviews, but also Hundreds of positive reviews. They can’t all be wrong or fake.

The only thing I would say is to not trust online reviews on sites like Amazon too much when you purchase detox products. Although they do give a good overall vibe, individually, they are pretty difficult to trust.

The only way to really know something works is to try it. For cleansing drinks like Mega Clean, that’s really easy to do, because you can buy the bottle and a home test kit and find out for yourself before the day of your official test.

where to buy mega clean near me

Do Not Buy Mega Clean Detox Drink From Amazon

I would suggest you don’t buy Mega Clean detox drink from Amazon, or anywhere like that. General marketplace sites a great for everyday products, but not so good for specialist ones.

Because third parties can list items, there tend to be a lot of fakes or out-of-date products when it comes to drug test products. For me, it’s better to stick to specialist retailers with a good track record of selling high-quality detox drinks, fake urine, and detox pills.

I also wouldn’t advise searching for where to buy Mega Clean detox near me. The problem with that is you could only buy it from a local smoke shop, or somewhere like that.

Again, quality will not be great, and I’m pretty damn sure they won’t sell good-quality detox drinks like Mega Clean locally anyway.

Where To Buy Detoxify Mega Clean

If you want to buy Mega Clean, get it a few days before your test. If you’re not sure when that is, just buy a couple of bottles now with a couple of home drug test kits, and if you can afford it, a few days worth of Toxin Rid as well.

Mega Clean is best bought from test clear. Test Clear will bundle in a 24 hour course of pre-rid pills completely free. Right now, that combo deal is $69.95 to buy.

That makes Mega Clean an incredibly potent proposition, as long as you can do 24 – 48 hour detox. If you do have more than 24 hours, also grab yourself a top up of the pre-rid pills you get free. When you order Mega Clean from Test Clear, you can add additional days of pre cleanse pills are really low price. One additional day’s worth of pre-rid pills is just $4.95.

If you are a heavy smoker and literally don’t have time for the detox, then you’ve still got 75% chance of Mega Clean working on the day, even if you are a very heavy user/smoker.

Alternatives To Using A Detox Drink To Pass A Drug Test

Mega Clean is a good quality detox drink. The best alternative to it is Rescue Cleanse, which you can buy from Test Negative for around $60. Either of these drinks will pass a drug test, even if you are a regular user/smoker. Again, I can’t emphasize enough, just a 24-hour detox (better if assisted with toxin rid pills) will make a considerable difference to your chances.

If it’s an unsupervised drug test, the best alternative to a detox drink is definitely high-quality fake urine. If you’ve got the balls to smuggle it in, then good quality fake urine submitted within the correct temperature range is a surefire pass.

is the best on the market. Highly complex, with 14 chemicals found in urine, it’s perfectly balanced and even looks like urine. The best part about it is that it comes with heat activator powder rather than a heatpad which can fail on its journey to the lab testing facility.

With the heat activator powder, you simply tap in about one-third just before you go to submit your sample. Shake it until it dissolves, and watch the temperature strip rise. Adding a little more powder until it gets a reading close to 100°F (but doesn’t go over).

So for supervised drug testing, or if you don’t want to smuggle a fake sample in, then use Mega Clean or Rescue Cleanse to pass a test. Otherwise, fake urine of the quality of Sub Solution will definitely pass any urine drug tests, and the beauty is that you aren’t submitting your own sample at all.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where to buy Detoxify Mega Clean?

Detoxify Mega Clean can actually be bought through Walmart, eBay, and Amazon, if you’re looking for general places to buy it.

But the best deal is from Test Clear. If you buy it from those guys, you’ll get six powerful pre-rid pills bundled in free, in effect, a 24-hour pill detox as well. That means that you can do an accelerated natural detox completely free on the day before your test. It will push through a lot more drug metabolites than could be achieved naturally in that time.

This means on the day of your urine test, Mega Clean will have less drug metabolites to hide. This will expand the length of time you will be clean to pass a urine drug test, before metabolites start getting processed through the kidneys and appear in your urine again.

What Are The Ingredients Of Detoxify Mega Clean

Milk thistle seed extract, American ginseng root extract, burdock root extract, guarana seed extract, UVA ursi leaf extract, stinging nettle leaf extract and vitamin b. Mega Clean drink also contains a blend of herbs that help the body flush out toxins. After frequent urination your pee will look light yellow, vitamin b will restore your lost nutrients and essential minerals.

How long does Detoxify Mega Clean keep you clean?

This is a tough question to answer because there is no fixed length of time that any detox drink will keep you clean.

The less drug metabolites in your body, the better your metabolism, and the better the ingredients in the detox drink to push more toxins out faster, then the faster you will get clean, and you’ll stay clean for longer.

If you can do a 24-hour detox on the day before your test, and then use Mega Clean about 90 minutes before your test, then it will keep you clean for between two and five hours typically.

The heavier cannabis user or smoker you are, and the more you have consumed in the days leading up to your test, the shorter the time it will be. But you should, even if you’re smoking weed every day up until the day before your test, get at least a couple of hours clean using Mega clean, and more typically three or longer.

What does Detoxify Mega Clean do?

Despite the name, Detoxify Mega Clean does not fully detoxify your body. It’s a big misconception that detox drinks fully detox your body so you are permanently clean unless you take drugs again.

Detox drinks are masking agents. They accelerate the rate at which metabolites are pushed through the kidneys and into your bladder for removal from the body in your urine.

This process, over an hour or so after drinking one, means that there will be a few hours during which your body will be playing catch up. During this time, fresh urine entering the bladder will be toxin free.

But eventually, fresh drug metabolites will reach the kidneys, be processed, and start to appear in your urine again. Usually, for an average person who’s taken some drugs in the past few days, you’ll be clean for between 3 and 5 hours to pass a drug test after using Mega Clean.

How long does it take for your body to detoxify?

How long is a piece of string? Unfortunately, it’s impossible to answer that question because there is no short answer and no general answer.

How healthy you are, your metabolism, your body mass, your digestive systems, the number of drugs you have consumed and over what time frame, plus other things you have consumed which can slow your processing down, all make a difference.

There are “average” drug detection times, which mostly in urine are around two or three days after the last dose if you are a moderate user.

If you are a heavier user, you can add a day or two to those times. For a heavy smoker regular daily weed smoker, it could be two, three, four weeks or even longer before you get clean.

My rule of thumb is always simple to get around this impossible to answer question. If you’re a regular user and you have consumed drugs in the past week, then you would probably fail a drug test.

If you’re a more moderate user, just taken anything the past three or four days, then the answer is the same – you will properly fail a test.

Does Detoxify Mega Clean Works For All Drugs?

Yes it does work for all kind of drugs not just THC.

How to use Detoxify Mega Clean Detox Drink with metaboost?

I’ll be honest with you, Metaboost is really a bit of a gimmick. The single blue capsule contains only around 600 mg of ingredients, of which 450 mg of that is L-Taurine which doesn’t really do a huge amount for detoxification anyway.

The idea is that you take the capsule after you have refilled the bottle with water and are consuming that. Basically, it’s slightly prolonging putting ingredients into your body, rather than just water. But it doesn’t really achieve anything because of the lack of relevant ingredients.

My recommendation is not to buy Detoxify Mega Clean NT because Metaboost is a gimmick. Instead to spend your money on the basic version and Mega Clean.

Buy it from Test Clear, and you’ll get six free pre cleanse pills bundled with it (toxin rid pills). It is potent enough to do a 24-hour detox on the day of your test, lowering the amount of drug metabolites in your body so Mega Clean has less to do. If you have a couple of days before the test, do a full body cleansing detox, which includes a healthy diet with lots of fruits fiber and plenty of water.

Does detoxify Mega Clean need to be refrigerated?

Detoxify detox liquid don’t need to be refrigerated. Many people think they taste better when they are cold, and are easier to consume.

Personally, I prefer them warmer and not out of the fridge, because they are easier to drink quickly on an empty stomach, and will not cause cramps in your stomach when you are drinking it.

What does Detoxify Mega Clean do?

Mega Clean is not a permanent detox product. It doesn’t fully detoxify your body so that you are permanently clean to pass a drug test from that point forward though.

Detox solutions are temporary masking agents, that work by flushing out THC toxins heading towards the bladder faster than they are usually flushed out.

By speeding this process up, it takes a few hours for more drug metabolites to work their way through the body to your kidneys and then into your bladder. During this time, urine in your bladder will be free of drug metabolites and you will pass a drug test.

Mega Clean also flushes your body with things found in urine. In doing this, key chemicals found in urine are flushed through in the correct proportions so that your sample will still test as natural even though it’s been adulterated.